Dear Carl Williams in Michigan:

Our email addresses must be very close because so far you have used my email address to sign up for the PSATs and now for meetings with the guidance councilor.

It's clearly not you because Jasmine's mom did the exact same thing last year and now you I'm sure that I just have that type of email address that gets easily confused.

Or something, I don't know. At any rate, please check the email address you are using because the spam from college was at least entertaining, but emails from school are very important and you should be getting them.

Your friend in Ohio,
Carl Tracy

PS - Jasmine if you are reading this I hope you are doing okay.